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Today is my birthday.

I feel old today.

If You Need Me…

Time to Accept Certain Realities

Dear Intarwebz,

It is with a heavy heart that I write this to tell you that I will not be attending BlogHer this year. I really want to go…I do because this person is speaking and this person, and this person and this person and that person, you know, the one I said LAST YEAR SHOULD HAVE HAD HER OWN BREAKOUT SESSION – she is that cool and has many important things to say?!?

I cannot go. I’m sorry. The reasons are too numerous to mention.

So if Sarah is giving away those beer bottle opener keychains again, and Erin is handing out “Suck it!” pins, can someone PLEASE get me one of each? My keychain broke, and I could use a good laugh with one of those pins.

Have fun, ladies. I will miss you.

Happy Father’s Day (with an Update!)

You complete me.

Thank you for everything. You are my everything. You are The Best Daddy Ever.

Love,
Shash and the Boyz

P.S. Sometimes the best gifts can be found in the garage, next to the garbage can:

Aren’t you glad your wife screamed bloody murder?

Love you, sweetheart…..

Ah, Young Love

Scamp: Mom? How does this picture I drew look?

Me: I love it!

Scamp: Good, I’m giving it to Angelica in my class tomorrow.

Me: Well maybe you should draw some hearts on it or something? Don’t girls like hearts?

Scamp: No. If I draw hearts on it she will hit me. She doesn’t like hearts.

Me: Oh.